cerceos:

Scott Norsworthy

Neon New York

2008-12-22

cuteyahooanswers:

So I need as many corny jokes as I can get to make this girl laugh. I want to ask her out, and I think if I can make her laugh, I will have a shot. She has the best smile I’ve ever seen. For example: What did one snowman say to the other? Smells like carrots. I need jokes like that, nothing crude. And trust me, this will work.

shitpeoplesayintf2:

You asked. You begged. Some of you WOULDN’T SHUT UP ABOUT GIVING AWAY A HAT WHEN WE HIT 5,000. Finally, it’s time. It’s time for Luigi and Mom to give away a monster of a prize.

So here’s the rules, chumps:

YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING THIS BLOG.

ONLY TWO REBLOGS AND ONE LIKE ALLOWED.

DUPLICATE ACCOUNTS USED TO REBLOG THIS POST WILL BE CONSIDERED CHEATING.

YOUR ASKBOX MUST BE OPEN.

THE GIVEAWAY ENDS OCTOBER 1ST, 2014.

Thanks for following, kids. You da bes.

skellyscoo:

When the beat of a song is good, but the lyrics are trash:

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itraseras:

msdisneyprincess:

Bless the Sultan

The fact that that was the thing that pulled the Sultan out of his trance.

disneykin:

ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were sitting there and thinking about you and how wonderful you are like. smh. say I love you to everyone that you love as often as possible bc sometimes it’s easy to forget that there are people who love you

10secondfreckle:

they do realize ‘gamer’ is not a male specific term right?

like they dont have to say ‘female gamer’

its like saying ‘doctor’ and ‘female doctor’ like fucking shut up

katbas:

man expanded his dong on the bus

sailorsandshipwrecks:

This is too intense

langleav:

My new book Lullabies is now available via Amazon, BN.com The Book Depository and bookstores worldwide.

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

zaynftnaughtyboy:

IT FITS PERFECT FUCK

flatsound:

shout outs to ppl who actually take selfies in public. i don’t know why we mock them, that’s a level of confidence and not giving a fuck that i want to achieve one day

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